Brush
off your white jump-suit and strap on your platform shoes, Mom O'Bot has got a treat for
you. Welcome to Club Bovine where the music is always groovin' and the Pool is as
warm as the Disco Tech is hot! If you're lookin' for a Rockin' and happenin' joint,
then you've found the place. Stay close and let us Moos show ya 'round. Yeah,
Baby, yeah.
Before you hop on the dance floor, let's
check your suit-coats into the expansive CB Coat Room and pick up some Super Groovy
Shotgun heat while we're there. There are plenty of entrances so you should be able
to slip in and out without bumpin' into many club goers unless you want to.
Oh,
and if you need to relieve yourselves while you're here, hustle on down to the end of the
red carpeted hall where you'll find the Bulls and Cows rooms. You'll slide past the
utility room on your way there, so don't let the automatic doors freak you. The
stairs lead to the laundry room in the basement. It's a little dark down there, so
be careful if you take a load of towels down from the pool area for the staff.
Now
where were we? Oh yes, the restrooms. Both Cows and Bulls will find the
facilities decked out in the hippest styles, and playing a groovy tune. Let us know
if things get a little messy in there. If something goes wrong, we can always check
out the plumbing situation to make sure things are running smoothly behind the
scenes. We at Club Bovine try our best to keep things hopping and fresh around
here. That's the way we like it. Uh, huh.
When
you're finished there, you can turn the beat around and rock the boat in our stylin'
outdoor Pool. Whether you're enjoying the scenic skyline, or taking dip off the high
dive, be sure to enjoy the pool-side atmosphere. Just be careful around the edges of
the pool. Things can get a little slick out there. So do behave.
For your convenience we've placed the towel and
concession area near the tables at the shallow end of the pool. We try to keep the
machines well stocked. Let us know if they dispense any surprises. Of course,
if you like surprises then enjoy the hot stuff while it lasts. The last thing we'd
want around here is to stand in the way of a good time. When you're finished by the
pool, please dump your towels down the marked chute, but be careful. It's pretty
easy to follow them down to the laundry room yourself. And yes, we know about the
squeaky hinges.
Finally,
when you're done taking a dip and decide that you should be dancin', shake your booty over
to our custom lighted floor. Check out the hot stuff up in the DJ booth and let us
Moos ring your cow-bell. Mom O'Bot especially hopes that you enjoy our constant
Bovine Celebration. Help us turn this club upside down, and bring a friend next
time. When the night is over, we're sure you'll agree that we're the best
disco in town.
This disco inferno is packed with heat to
help all you Chaos players out there feel the love. Shake this funky town with the
Chainsaw, Bastard Broadsword, Super Shotgun, Explosive Super Shotgun, Crossbow (with
poison and explosive bolts), Grenade Launcher (with poison and flash Grenades), Laser
Mines, Proxy Launcher, 
Rocket
Launcher, Homing Missile Launcher, Hyperblaster, Railgun, Buzzblade Launcher, BFG, Defense
Turrets and the mighty Gravity Vortex. The Club is stacked with health and armor,
and features the Quad spawn and all the goodies that come with it. Enough with the
chit-chat, suck this map off the net and let us know if you can't get enough of Mom's
Club, babe.
Oh
yeah.
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